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Clayton Kershaw = 'Lanky Ace Throws' and 10 other MLB name anagrams

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A name can say a lot about a person. But if you take that name, jumble around the letters and make new words, it can say even more. Maybe.

Take these for instance:


Paul Goldschmidt -- 'Dulls Pitch Dogma'

Sorry, pitchers -- Goldschmidt doesn't play by your rules.

Goldschmidt


Justin Verlander -- 'Ulnar-Driven Jets'

Tommy John surgery fixes the ulnar collateral ligament (UCL). Verlander's elbow is going quite strong.

Verlander


Mat Latos -- 'Also, Matt'

Also, Cat!

Latos


Prince Fielder -- 'Epic Nerd Rifle'

(or, 'Crepe Rifled In' if you're a mean person)

Fielder


Joey Votto -- 'To Veto Joy'

For the opposing team, that is.

Votto


Evan Longoria -- 'No Avian Ogler'

Longo isn't watching Baltimore or Toronto in the standings.

Longoria


Manny Machado -- 'No Achy Madman'

Machado may be sore four months into the season, but he's still sane.

Machado


Adrian Beltre -- 'Blade Trainer'

This is just awesome.

Beltre


Miguel Cabrera -- 'Bear Magic Lure'

If the Cubs move to Detroit, well, now we'll know why.

Cabrera


Mariano Rivera -- 'ERA via iron arm'

This is seriously eerie.

Rivera


Clayton Kershaw -- 'Whacks Ornately', 'Lanky Ace Throws', or 'Thorny Ace Walks'

Basically, Clayton Kershaw was born to play baseball.

Kershaw


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