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Here are two adult fans fighting like children over a baseball bat

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A week ago, we saw two grown men childishly fighting over a baseball:


And now, we have their brothers (in spirit, if not in blood) wrestling each other over a bat:


Is it really worth dragging a fellow human being over a row of seats for a souvenir? Or, if you're the dude in grey, is it worth being dragged over a row of seats?


And then there's the awkward moment at the end where they're just kind of waiting for someone to make a decision as to who's more deserving: 


Let's offer to cut the bat down the middle so each guy can have half. The one who decides to give it up -- rather than see it suffer such a fate -- is its true, rightful owner.