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Vinnie Pestano found the offseason's best toilet paper holder

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It was supposed to be a simple trip to the supermarket. Three bars of a soap and a bottle of vinegar was all Indians reliever Vinnie Pestano was tasked with acquiring on Tuesday night. But the journey turned into quite an adventure:

It seems Pestano shares a certain '90s film character's idea of what constitutes the "bare essentials" ...

The stated purpose of the standing horse is to hold toilet paper but, spurred on by teammate Mike Aviles, Pestano devised an even better use for it: