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The D-backs have created two new gloriously evil hot dog concoctions

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The surgeon general requires me to warn you that reading this post too many times in quick succession may cause cardiac arrest.

OK, now: LOOK AT THOSE FOODSTUFFS.

The D-backs will introduce two hot dog-type items at Chase Field concession stands this season, and they sound deliriously tantalizing.

The one up top is a bacon-stuffed corn dog. Each of those words is individually amazing, but they're truly magnificent when combined together.

The item on the bottom is the ominously titled Venom Dog -- a foot-long habanero sausage, with beans, guacamole and sour cream.

Just imagine watching Paul Goldschmidt do his thing while snarfing down one of those two beauties: a little slice of heaven in downtown Phoenix.


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