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Why was Bryce Harper using Yasiel Puig's bat during Thursday's D-backs-Nationals game?

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Sure, there's probably a simple explanation like "it was a gift" or "he just likes that model," but we are not blind to what's really going on: Bryce Harper is slowly turning into Yasiel Puig, one piece of equipment at a time. One day, Harper will wake up with incredible reflexes and a crippling fear of thunderstorms, and the transformation will be complete.

But it's not just Harper. Puig is everywhere. People are naming their bands after him. People are naming their babies after him. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Are you Yasiel Puig? Before we know it, we'll all Puig and then Puig Puig Puig Puig.