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'The Leftovers' is real, three percent of MLB's population gone when Astros vanish from dugout

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During Sunday afternoon's set of Major League Baseball games, approximately 3.33 percent of the league's player population disappeared when it was discovered that the Astros' dugout was completely empty:

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Initially, this strange occurence left a lot of questions unanswered.

What prompted the departure?

Why was it just the Astros?

Where did they go?

What's with all the sleep walking?!

Did Justin Theroux actually sleep with his daughter's friend?!?!

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As it turns out, the Astros didn't merely disappear -- the entire bench actually retreated into the clubhouse for a mid-game team meeting. Strange? Yes. As strange as two percent of the world's population disappearing and another chunk of folks taking a vow of silence while consistently committing a fashion faux pas by wearing white after Labor Day? I don't think so.

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